TinyPenguininja

My name is Christopher. I am a professional cook at a fancy restaurant, I play video games, and I plan to lead a meaningful life someday.

pizzaforpresident:

forfuturereferenceonly:

pizzaforpresident:

someone called my haircut gay

i don’t see it

Hair is not sentient and cannot identify as gay. People are so fucking creative these days. How many adjectives are there to describe someone’s hair? A lot. Pick a more suitable word.

If you ever reblog one of my posts again I will report you to the FBI.

(Source: pizzaforpresident)

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