My name is Chris.
I'm a professional cook at a fancy restaurant. I eat a lot, sleep very little and enjoy the rage-inducing act of gaming.
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If I ever dated Taylor Swift, I would relate everything to orange.
I would give her orange flowers, I would give her orange love letters, I would say “Orange” instead of hello or love.
Then, if I had to break up with her, I would do it with an orange letter inside an orange.
Good luck writing a song about me now Taylor.