TinyPenguininja

My name is Christopher. I am a professional cook at a fancy restaurant, I play video games, and I plan to lead a meaningful life someday.

abbacuus:

Pikachu is a fucking mouse.

Mice don’t meow and act cute. They shred up your toilet paper and your mail you left out so they can live in your coat pocket and chew holes and poop in it. Stupid mice.
(Source: tumboy)

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