TinyPenguininja

My name is Christopher. I am a professional cook at a fancy restaurant, I play video games, and I plan to lead a meaningful life someday.

there is a wasp outside of the screen porch and its making me nervous even though it can't get in here

thebestlolz:

hey

hey kid

you think you’re fucking safe in there

ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up

ain’t

nobody

(Source: chantillyxlacey)

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  hey hey kid you think you’re fucking safe in there ain’t nobody safe when a wasp wants fuck shit up ain’t nobody
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