TinyPenguininja
My name is Christopher. I am a professional cook at a fancy restaurant, I play video games, and I plan to lead a meaningful life someday.
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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
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“At the height of his cocaine addiction, David Bowie weighed only 95 pounds, hardly a healthy weight for 5’11”. He later said that he spent most of the mid-Seventies trying to perfect telekinesis and trying to keep Jimmy Page and witches from stealing his soul.”
trying to keep Jimmy Page and witches from stealing his soul
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I can’t even handle how I fucking feel anymore. I wish I could just stop feeling anything.
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In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of...
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99 MORE Life Hacks to make your life easier!
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