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The best part about not having enough money to pay your bills? Knowing it’s going to be getting worse because you had to call off work to go to the hospital.

So glad I got an education!



When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That whole paragraph had summed up my life completely…

You’ve been in your 20s your whole life?

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If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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