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Playing Shadow of Mordor Live

Come watch me fight Uruk and stuff

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sea-dilemma:

calvinahobbes:

giandujakiss:

awesomeheirsofdurin:

dbvictoria:

Free Crochet Pattern: Potted Baby Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy

We all need a dancing baby Groot in our lives.

haven’t seen the movie and have no desire to, but crocheted fandom objects are my kryptonite

OH MY GODDDDDDDD

*runs out to get yarn*

ADORABLE!

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Tonight was the Night of Stupid Customer Complaints at work. One individual complained that their olive wood smoked chicken was “too smoky tasting”, while another said their pumpkin creme brulé was “too pumpkiny” and another guest said the apple crumble they ordered was “just a bunch of cooked apple and crumbs”.

I thank my lucky stars every day that I’m not that stupid.

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

themindisacity:

unexplained-events:

There’s a Monster in the Closet

This is two different levels of scary, depending on how you interpret it.

(via k-rabsmithizzle)

peekingboo:

Super Smash Boos - Bowser Jr. - [tag]
Bowser Jr. enters the fray and he is NOT clowning around.
In the lead-up to the release of the new Super Smash Bros. games I am going to attempt making a Boo for every announced character.
There’s a lot to get through so reblog letting me know which character you’d like me to Boo next!
Be sure to click the tag to see what’s been done already too!

peekingboo:

Super Smash Boos - Bowser Jr. - [tag]

Bowser Jr. enters the fray and he is NOT clowning around.

In the lead-up to the release of the new Super Smash Bros. games I am going to attempt making a Boo for every announced character.

There’s a lot to get through so reblog letting me know which character you’d like me to Boo next!

Be sure to click the tag to see what’s been done already too!

(via thenintendard)

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Watching the first episode of #Gotham on Hulu. #batman #catwoman

Watching the first episode of #Gotham on Hulu. #batman #catwoman

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oprahsbae:

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

that was an attempt?

oprahsbae:

vagisodium:

what kind of an attempt was that even

that was an attempt?

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)